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Changing Jesus
02:23
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i dont believe in god
ive changed to other saviors
changing jesus just for fun
changing jesus just for fun
a fake jamacian
told me the future
ive oughta believe
that its the truth
my teeth are falling out
onto the pavement
im picking them up
and putting them back in
im a meth head
caught slacking
and i dont think anyone actually likes me
i dont believe in god
ive changed to other saviors
im changing jesus just for fun
im changing jesus just for fun
when i die
im not getting a funeral
i dont expect anyone to rememember
i dont understand
what i am in
and you expect me to get me out myself
you expect too much
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2. |
This Cat I Own
02:41
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1..2..3..4..
i dont remember
this cat i own
and i dont remember
buying it a leash
and i smash it in the concrete
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
and do i need to feel
guilty for all these
war crimes under my belt
geroge bush's debt is dealt
and do i need to feel
if i only use vasoline
listerine is clean
listerine is mean
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
listerine is clean
i am my own worst enemy
and i like soft jeans
because i use florine
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
i am made out of shit and slime
motherfucker
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3. |
Gary Johnson
00:59
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Understanding Cultures
02:40
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ive been reading a ton of books to tell
aliens are gonna save us from hell
and earth is gonna be recycled
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont know what it means
so im gonna tell all my friends
were all gonna go and accend
to the next level of being
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont know what it means
i dont believe in god
but i fear him just as much
as someone who does
and i wear the same shoes
and i live in a big house
just like everyone else
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont know what it means-*
i design websites on the internet
and i can make a job
off my very cool intrests
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont understand what it means
and i dont know what it means-*
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5. |
I Don't Pay My Taxes
02:46
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i cant piss right here etc
what does the government want me to do? i dont pay my taxes etc.
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6. |
The Worm Song
02:22
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cicidia steeple
stick to the sheeple
burning on a matchstick
cold warm cigarette
i dont need a republican to spend my money anyways
anyway you want it
anyway you word it
ill keep rocking
because nothings shocking
and i dont need a rebublican to spend my money anyways
i am a worm
i will eat myself
i will not stop
you from eating me yourself
buisness in the front
buisness in the back
keep bugging us
and give us some slack
and i dont need a republician to spend my money anyways
just the way you want it
just the way you word it
to keep us popping
to keep us locking
and i dont need a republican to spend my money anyways
i am a worm
i will eat myself
i will not stop
you from eating me yourself
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